What is Honkaholism?

Honkaholism is an epidemic that causes drivers to honk incessantly and often unnecessarily. This irresponsible behavior is usually made worse by high-traffic areas or in situations where slow drivers occur.

If you know someone suffering from Honkaholism, we recommend they face their beeping problem by playing the Honk or Not game. Designed by very professional honking professionals, the Honk or Not Game is designed to provide you with the skills you need to learn when – and when not to honk.

Honk or Not Game

Do you have your tooting under control? Or are you a Honkaholic? Put your honking skills to the test and beeping find out.

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Self-Diagnosis Test

Spot the warning signs for Honkaholism.

Question 1 of 10

Are you Honkaholic?

If stuck in traffic, you are likely to:

Vehicle horns were designed by:

The most annoying sound in the world is:

The ideal horn would play what tune?

The best alternative for honking is:

When not in a vehicle, you get an urge to honk when:

If Train A is traveling at 45mph due West and Train B is traveling East at 65mph and they are 75 miles apart, do you honk?

Which party favor would you pick up first?

If you honk in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

If you honk more than 50 times a week:

Results:

Honking Laws

Honking abuse isn’t just annoying, it can also be unlawful. Become a responsible driver and learn the real rules behind honking.
California

Law 432

It is illegal to honk your horn to notify another driver in California that they made a mistake; could lead to retaliation.

Arkansas

Law 18-54

In Little Rock, Arkansas, it's illegal to honk your horn anywhere that beverages or sandwiches are sold after 9pm.

Missouri

Law 10-32-100

In Missouri, it’s illegal to honk someone else’s horn.

Rhode Island

Law 31-15-4

Rhode Island laws require that you must make audible noise when passing someone in your rental car.

New Jersey

Law 39-4-85

In New Jersey, you’re required by law to honk before passing.

Washington State

Law 46-37-380

According to state law in Seattle, car horns are for emergencies only. Offenders may receive a $124 ticket.

Washington State

Law 46-37-380

In the state of Washington, it is illegal to honk one's horn for purposes other than public safety or as part of an official event.

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